WITTEN(1)                                               WITTEN(1)

NAME
     witten - convert ginger beer to source code

SYNOPSIS
     witten   [-l, --lindy]  [-w, --luminotes]  [-c, --coderific]
     [-p, --wounded-pixel] BEVERAGE

DESCRIPTION
     The  witten  filter  takes as input ginger beer or any tasty
     BEVERAGE and writes source code to standard output.

     -l, --lindy
          make my world go round

     -w, --luminotes
          create a personal wiki

     -c, --coderific
          find the best places to sling code

     -p, --wounded-pixel
          make a really poorly-drawn web comic

CONFORMING TO
     none

BUGS
     If the supplied BEVERAGE has a high volume of alcoholic con-
     tent,  then  the  source code produced by witten may be less
     than completely coherent.  However, the comments therein may
     prove much more entertaining than otherwise.

SEE ALSO
     resume

AUTHOR
     Written by Dan Helfman.

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